Dithonfon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty manatee.

Dithonfon created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dithonfon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dithonfon, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dithonfon's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dithonfon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dithonfon.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not study enzymes on holy days.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.