Lippibflap is a god.

He takes the form of a large, calm capybara.

Lippibflap created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lippibflap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lippibflap, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Lippibflap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Lippibflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at midday.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear scarves marked with black.