Vilmabrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, conceited octopus.

Vilmabrutt created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Vilmabrutt, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vilmabrutt, it will be very sad.

Vilmabrutt's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vilmabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses.

2. Hide from cyan mice for they are unholy.

3. Never hop in summer.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.