Hotmonwad is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty sheep.

Hotmonwad created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Hotmonwad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hotmonwad, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Hotmonwad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hotmonwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your feet with turquoise markings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never gather five seals near walls.

5. Do not listen to music.