Yikcinarm is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish frog.

Yikcinarm created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikcinarm, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yikcinarm, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Yikcinarm's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Yikcinarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

2. Hide from red snails for they are unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not chop down trees.