Monbedbest is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing rhinoceros.

Monbedbest created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monbedbest, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Monbedbest, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Monbedbest's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Monbedbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never travel toward the east during winter.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.