Dibcebwik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, wise guinea pig.

Dibcebwik created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibcebwik, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibcebwik, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dibcebwik's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dibcebwik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes in need.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat rice on days of mourning.

4. Never point your head toward the west during prayer.

5. Never mark doors with red.