Pasdussan Narlspagyok Cipmotyat is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able alligator.

Pasdussan Narlspagyok Cipmotyat created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasdussan Narlspagyok Cipmotyat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pasdussan Narlspagyok Cipmotyat, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pasdussan Narlspagyok Cipmotyat's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Pasdussan Narlspagyok Cipmotyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your back with yellow.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Always obey Pasdussan Narlspagyok Cipmotyat's priests.

4. Pasdussan Narlspagyok Cipmotyat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not study amino acids on holy days.