Paddibyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, prudent unicorn.

Paddibyatt created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paddibyatt, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Paddibyatt, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Paddibyatt's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Paddibyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare carrots during winter.

2. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.