Tentinsag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unjust zebra.

Tentinsag created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tentinsag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tentinsag, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Tentinsag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tentinsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not kill tapirs.