Haktinlibgumdumvol is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring hummingbird.

Haktinlibgumdumvol created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Haktinlibgumdumvol, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Haktinlibgumdumvol, it will strike you with lightening.

Haktinlibgumdumvol's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Haktinlibgumdumvol's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Worship no other gods but Haktinlibgumdumvol.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Feed all hungry mice.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.