Farnadcab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless eagle.

Farnadcab created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnadcab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Farnadcab, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Farnadcab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Farnadcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farnadcab.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Remain standing during prayer.