Litdissbag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair zebra.

Litdissbag created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litdissbag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Litdissbag, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Litdissbag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Litdissbag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Litdissbag.

2. Litdissbag loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near nematodes while wearing fawn shorts and balancing nine silver spheres on your arms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.