Zanpidgem Wotdoghit is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, resourceful badger.

Zanpidgem Wotdoghit created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanpidgem Wotdoghit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zanpidgem Wotdoghit, it will be mildly annoyed.

Zanpidgem Wotdoghit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Zanpidgem Wotdoghit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Do not travel during spring.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.