Larpkipceb is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unselfish whale.

Larpkipceb created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpkipceb, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Larpkipceb, he will be very sad.

Larpkipceb's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Larpkipceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.