Xuckkadbab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow sheep.

Xuckkadbab created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckkadbab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xuckkadbab, it will turn you into a worm.

Xuckkadbab's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Xuckkadbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near birds.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never sing in the presence of elders.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.