Targrakgup is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered badger.

Targrakgup created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Targrakgup, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Targrakgup, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Targrakgup's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Targrakgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near snails while wearing blue coats and balancing four platinum spheres on your legs.