Tikkinpak is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, irritating turtle.

Tikkinpak created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tikkinpak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tikkinpak, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tikkinpak's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tikkinpak's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always count to seven before sleeping.

5. Never eat bark.