Dobvaglap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, competent wolf.

Dobvaglap created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobvaglap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dobvaglap, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dobvaglap's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dobvaglap's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch oil while unclean.

2. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never chant near doves.

5. Never allow capybaras to sleep beneath your roof.