Sighotben Sterdapcan Bagrullhas is a god.

It takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring goblin.

Sighotben Sterdapcan Bagrullhas created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sighotben Sterdapcan Bagrullhas, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sighotben Sterdapcan Bagrullhas, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Sighotben Sterdapcan Bagrullhas' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Sighotben Sterdapcan Bagrullhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

3. Always remove jumpers before touching aluminium.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

5. Do not kill mice.