Tadbonksad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, charitable dog.

Tadbonksad created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadbonksad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tadbonksad, she will destroy your home planet.

Tadbonksad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tadbonksad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always obey Tadbonksad's priests.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Tadbonksad on top of all buildings.

4. Hide from violet tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Never allow cats to sleep beneath your roof.