Niggemgub is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, kind parrot.

Niggemgub created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Niggemgub, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Niggemgub, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Niggemgub's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Niggemgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Niggemgub in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always obey Niggemgub's priests.

5. Do not shave your neck.