Sterpanglik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced coyote.

Sterpanglik created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterpanglik, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sterpanglik, it will turn you into a slug.

Sterpanglik's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sterpanglik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.