Hogvegceb is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited lion.

Hogvegceb created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogvegceb, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hogvegceb, she will turn you into a worm.

Hogvegceb's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hogvegceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Do not chant at rivers.

5. Never feed tomatoes to capybaras while wearing shoes.