Bisshogpog is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, stupid hydra.

Bisshogpog created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Bisshogpog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bisshogpog, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bisshogpog's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bisshogpog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Do not keep three nematodes in a large pit.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.