Habafquat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful raven.

Habafquat created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habafquat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Habafquat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Habafquat's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Habafquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your hands toward the west during prayer.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never travel toward the east during winter.