Dutdobtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a large, humane wombat.

Dutdobtarp created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutdobtarp, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dutdobtarp, she will cry a lot.

Dutdobtarp's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dutdobtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after birds.

2. Always wash your feet before prayer.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Run away from orange tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Erect seven silver sculptures of Dutdobtarp on top of important buildings.