Nibomtdad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, impressive finch.

Nibomtdad created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibomtdad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nibomtdad, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nibomtdad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nibomtdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with yellow.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not eat garlic.