Govriparm is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ruthless lobster.

Govriparm created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govriparm, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Govriparm, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Govriparm's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Govriparm's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your neck toward the west during prayer.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Govriparm.