Jinbonarfrull is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm chicken.

Jinbonarfrull created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinbonarfrull, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jinbonarfrull, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Jinbonarfrull's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Jinbonarfrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

2. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

5. Do not stand on grass.