Tadabfot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust capybara.

Tadabfot created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Tadabfot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tadabfot, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tadabfot's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tadabfot's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Tadabfot loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Never handle tin while unclean.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help ducks.