Gilkenrap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent crane.

Gilkenrap created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilkenrap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gilkenrap, it will turn you into a tree.

Gilkenrap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gilkenrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your feet before prayer.

2. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

3. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

4. Do not fashion tools from copper.

5. Never hurt snakes.