Gepgedrat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, contented badger.

Gepgedrat created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepgedrat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gepgedrat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gepgedrat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gepgedrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Run away if four rats approach from the north.

4. Always look after injured ducks.

5. Do not study cell theory on holy days.