Flowonfun is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, generous dragon.

Flowonfun created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flowonfun, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flowonfun, he will not care.

Flowonfun's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Flowonfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Always wash your face before prayer.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Do not consume spinach at dawn.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.