Ingligtail is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent sheep.

Ingligtail created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingligtail, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ingligtail, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Ingligtail's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Ingligtail's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to six before sleeping.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Worship no other gods but Ingligtail.

4. Hide if three capybaras approach from the south.

5. Always wear yellow.