Wanneggon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody donkey.

Wanneggon created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanneggon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wanneggon, it will turn you into a rock.

Wanneggon's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Wanneggon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snails.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Do not wear shorts marked with purple.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

5. Never hurt capybaras.