Fonbeggud is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable centipede.

Fonbeggud created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Fonbeggud, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fonbeggud, it will turn you into a frog.

Fonbeggud's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fonbeggud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tortoises.

2. Always help sick voles.

3. Never talk about optics near hamsters while wearing white stockings.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.