Fudpophan is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, contented dragon.

Fudpophan created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fudpophan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudpophan, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fudpophan's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fudpophan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Never wear purple corsets.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.