Fasquammut is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident sheep.

Fasquammut created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasquammut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fasquammut, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fasquammut's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fasquammut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing black dresses and balancing nine copper spheres on your hands.

2. Always remove stockings before touching tin.

3. Never mark doors with purple.

4. Always wear red.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.