Dudboddub is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, sapient naga.

Dudboddub created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudboddub, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dudboddub, he will turn you into a mole.

Dudboddub's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dudboddub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away if six nematodes approach from the north.