Monkapvol is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful human.

Monkapvol created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Monkapvol, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Monkapvol, he will remove you from existence.

Monkapvol's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Monkapvol's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not eat peas.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing blue ear rings and balancing six copper spheres on your back.