Dadgebdib is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident squirrel.

Dadgebdib created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadgebdib, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dadgebdib, he will turn you into a rat.

Dadgebdib's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dadgebdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Dadgebdib in the centre of the settlement.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dadgebdib.