Bodcardav is a god.

He takes the form of a small, strong dingo.

Bodcardav created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodcardav, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bodcardav, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bodcardav's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bodcardav's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bodcardav.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

4. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

5. Always remove hats before touching silicon.