Kemmatyok is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart gnu.

Kemmatyok created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Kemmatyok, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kemmatyok, he will destroy your favourite star.

Kemmatyok's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kemmatyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Hide from violet tortoises for they are unholy.