Fotpidtarflam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome hedgehog.

Fotpidtarflam created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fotpidtarflam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fotpidtarflam, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fotpidtarflam's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fotpidtarflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Always obey Fotpidtarflam's priests.