Hudsakshav is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent capybara.

Hudsakshav created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudsakshav, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hudsakshav, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Hudsakshav's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hudsakshav's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hudsakshav.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not stand on grass.