Wikponvanont is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, confident raccoon.

Wikponvanont created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikponvanont, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wikponvanont, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wikponvanont's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Wikponvanont's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from ash.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.