Vadcunpog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, loving donkey.

Vadcunpog created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Vadcunpog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vadcunpog, she will jump up and down on your head.

Vadcunpog's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Vadcunpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not take Vadcunpog's name in vain.