Daprawflat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient porpoise.

Daprawflat created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daprawflat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Daprawflat, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Daprawflat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Daprawflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never gather seven cats near doors.