Gofappbun is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring giraffe.

Gofappbun created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofappbun, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gofappbun, she will turn you into a rock.

Gofappbun's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gofappbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Do not laugh at forests.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Gofappbun in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect five tin sculptures of Gofappbun on top of important buildings.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.