Dogzagsas is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless mink.

Dogzagsas created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogzagsas, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dogzagsas, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dogzagsas' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dogzagsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

2. Do not fashion tools from copper.

3. Do not record signs concerning dwarf planets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.