Latcatgad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, selfish dog.

Latcatgad created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Latcatgad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Latcatgad, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Latcatgad's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Latcatgad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine bats approach from the north.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never point your face toward the west during prayer.

5. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.